7/5/10

Today's gift



With the FCM Conference for 2010 on my mind, I thought I would award as today's gift this "Christian Conjurer Magazine" issue from last year featuring on the cover, David Turner, one of this blog's faithful readers and contributors. The three page "Personality Profile" on Turner in this issue is a fascinating read! Congratulations, Walter Rathbun, this mint condition issue is yours if you claim it.



"Christian Conjurer Magazine" (now published under a new banner) is published for FCM (Fellowship of Christian Magicians)members. For more information on this large active organization, go to http://www.fcm.org/ . I've been a member for nearly 40 years and will never give up my membership for several reasons, one being that my membership number, 1212, is the only number assigned to me by anyone that I can easily remember!

7/4/10

July 4, 2010


Happy Birthday
America!

7/3/10

Short Routines; Long on Laughter!


Because of the larger size of this book, and limited supply, I no longer offer SHORT ROUTINES through http://maherbookstore.blogspot.com/ but I'd be happy to sell you a copy direct. Filled with 45 comedy dialogues, this book has been a favorite best seller with ventriloquists since the day it was published by Maher Studios. Authored by William Andersen, each entertaining ventriloquist script is 1-3 minutes in length, perfect for introductions, Emcee bits, walk-around acts, fillers, encores, etc.

Combine several of these laugh-filled scripts for a complete act! A wide variety of subjects; something for every performer and performance. Timeless classic comedy for the ventriloquist entertainer of any age for all ages. 55 pages; 45 routines! $8.95 postpaid. To Purchase now, Click Here !

Dialogue Titles:
1. M.C. Bits
2. What Kind of a Dog is it?
3. A Trick Dog
4. My Big Dog
5. A Pet String
6. Mean to the Cat
7. The Cat and Rat Scheme
8. Lend Me Some Money?
9. Easy Money Scheme
10. Be A Ventrickolist
11. The Raffle
12. I Can Say It Backwards
13. I Give Up, What Is It?
14. On A Diet
15. Father's Job
16. I'll Spank You
17. We're Going On TV.
18. How Old Are You?
19. Uncle's Operation
20. Figure on the Beach
21 Johnny On the Phone
22. Boundaries
23. I'm the Boss
24. A Frog For Little Sister
25. The Singer
26. Gone Down In History
27. Baby Talk
28. Crossword Puzzle
29. My Girl Is a Twin
30. A.C. or D.C.?
31. Baby Swallowed a Quarter
32. What Are We Going to Do?
33. Can You Answer Your Own Question?
34. My Dream
35. The King's English
36. The Beatitudes
37. No Ticket
38. The Life Guard
39. Japanese Pullover
40. Airplanes Are Poison
41. Shape of the World
42. The Ring Story
43. Important Family Members
44. I'd Like To Say
45. The Pastor's Job

Forty-five routines - less than 20 cents each and FREE shipping!
A deal unmatched!

Hwy 160

Yesterday I heard a radio report that it is anticipated there will be an increase of American's on the road this holiday weekend. I won't be one of them. Colorado is my favorite place to be during Summer months! However, I find myself sitting in the shade of our backyard deck thinking travel. ...

When I was in the 8th grade my parents purchased a farm located along US Hwy 160, one mile east of Harper, Kansas. I was always fascinated by the vehicles that traveled both east and west as they passed our home. Many were easily recognized as the cars and trucks of neighbors. But there was the occasional out of state license that made me speculate as to who the occupants were, where they came from and where were they going. In my youthful mind, that familiar highway we traveled short distances almost daily to school church, relatives, friends, neighbors, and nearby towns, was also a road that must certainly lead to endless unknown and only imagined adventures!


One of my goals for retired years was to drive US Hwy 160 from end to end. Some 2,000 plus miles. The highway is superbly maintained to this day, and the miles are numbered, beginning just outside of Tuba City, Arizona and traveling East through Colorado, Kansas, and ending at Poplar Bluff, Missouri. while driven in segments, I have now completed that goal. What an amazing variety of sights and delightful people! I was right - there are endless adventures awaiting the person who travels those miles. I suppose that is true of any and all roads and highways. But in the case of Us 160, I had to see for myself. Now the memories of my youth, forever connected by the miles of pavement, have been stretched from horizon to horizon. And while Adelia is less than thrilled at the thought, I'd love to do it again!

7/2/10

"Living Mouth" (From Kevin Detweiler)

A beautiful 33" girl figure with a hollow body and headstick, turn head full circle, tilt, nod etc. Notice her "mouth" there are "no slots" in the sides of her mouth, but a true "living mouth with chin action!" (See more pictures, including closeups, on the eBay listing - link below.)
Most living mouths were designed with the lower lip moving down and the chin would stay in place (other words..the chin was stationary). It worked but not true life like. On this cute little girl both her mouth and chin moves! Very COOL!
Also, she has BIG wonderful "open and close eyes", extremely quiet and her eyes close with just the slightest movement of the lever. Blink her eyes fast or slow, you are in full control. So easy and smooth! Another one from Kevin Detweiler, owner of Animated Puppets. A true work of art! Great for all ages! BID NOW!
Click Here

Insull art

When I was in high school, our FFA group always made an annual trip to the State Fair. There are a number of experiences that are forever etched in my memory from those trips, but looking inside the head of an Insull figure always brings back one memory from those state fair days. I vividly remember how would stand at the booth of the gold wire artist, watching him deftly twist a strand of gleaming wire into a name or design for his customers. I would try my best to memorize each twist and turn the artist made with his small pliers, turning the wire into an attractive pin for wearing on a sweater or lapel. Then once our group had returned home, I would find a piece of steel wire and try to mimic that craft, with limited success.

All the many intricate mechanics inside the head of a figure by Insull are made of skillfully twisted and positioned wires. While not of golden wire, the piece is none-the-less, a true work of art, worthy of a gold award. As with my experience at the fair, I stand in awe at the sight. The difference is - I now know the secret to true artistry is years of repeated jobs, accompanied by their successes and failures, and from that learned perspective, while I still admire such work today, in most cases I am no longer tempted to mimic what I see!

7/1/10

TedToon by Ted Nunes

copyright 2010 by Ted Nunes

Plot a Course after the Course

From Bastiaan Verhorst

Dear Clinton,
Thank you for sending me the (beautiful) Certificate after I completed the Maher Course.
It feels a little bit lonely, now the booklets are back in their box.
At this moment I'm working with the 'Complete Idiot's Guide' from Taylor Mason.
That was a good tip on your website.
Í'm focused now on the movements and the body language of the figure; a world to discover.
Well, what I also learned from the Maher course:
it takes a lifetime to explore all the possibility's of this fascinating profession.
But that makes it a challenge!
And while I've finished the course, it's now time to plot my own course.
I do shows for elderly people, scene's and songs.
Next year ventriloquism will be a part of it.
Again, thank you, you gave me a good start.
And I'll stay visiting your interesting website.

With kind regards,
Bastiaan Verhorst.

Re-gift



This nice 11x14 Bergen/McCarthy framed artwork went unclaimed. So today I've drawn the name of another winner. Blake Leduc, contact Mr. D within 14 days to confirm your address and this gift is yours!

6/30/10

Wanted: Face lift





From Susan Vermaas:
"I am looking to give my little friend, Dusty, a face lift and maybe a new feature, such as raising eyebrows. We purhased an unfinished head and hands from William Andersen, and my husband finished the head and built the body back in 1994. We are missionaries through Good News For Little People and use Dusty in our meetings."









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6/29/10

Boley CD's


We're awarding two Col. Bill Boley gifts today. A classic 8x10 photograph will go to Nick Schols.


And a new copy of Boley's "Here's Ventriloquism" instructional CD will be held for Daniel Slozat. Congratulations. Contact Mr. D to claim your prizes.



Note: I still have a supply of this 60 minute CD by the master, Col. Bill Boley. Not only is it a collectible, but it is also a very practical set of basic instructions for anyone wanting to learn ventriloquism. A variety of voice types are demonstrated and some live performance is included as well. If you would like to purchase on of these CDs, they are $7.95 each (free shipping). Email me to purchase a copy: mahertalk@aol.com

6/28/10

From Desmond Bradley

Hi Clinton, your books arrived OK with the $5 token. I do thank you for that gift as it is a good memorial to the Maher name which crops up every time I read about ventriloquist Courses, as being one of the best. And a reminder of your good work in carrying it along. Again, thanks, as I probably wouldn’t have sent* for it.

I’m retired and now go to an aged care home on Fridays to give a short vent act. It’s good practice, and errors I make are amazingly covered in the Maher Course and books you sell. It goes to show past ventriloquists discovered these tips to pass along. I’m concluding the Maher Course lessons quickly now as I don’t intend to be a pro or try and get paid jobs. It’s enough to bring some laughter into the old lonely folk.

Hey, Clinton, I bet your retirement keeps you busier than ever. My retirement keep me fully occupied with needing to write up an act every week, and playing the harmonica when I fall short. But my life is satisfying when I see the acceptance of the old folk towards my puppets. They don’t laugh loudly but they show love towards the puppets. And I never thought elderly people would co-operate and talk to puppets as though they were alive. Ventriloquism has a place with Senior Citizens probably more so than with kids.

Well must go and think out another act.
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From Clinton: You guessed it - I'm as busy in retirement as when I was working. But without the pressure. That's huge! You have set a retirement challenge for yourself, too, writing a new dialogue each week! Your creative skills will increase rapidly.

Enjoy the "Dummy Dollar Coin" and put it in a safe place. I wanted to be certain it would quickly become a *guaranteed collectible, so I had fewer minted than there are readers of this blog. That's why they're being distributed "first come first serve while the supply lasts." Enjoy!


Lisa Laird went to a local jeweler to have her "Mr. D's Collector Coin" made into a necklace. Very nice.
She wrote, "I have received many compliments on it - THANKS again for such a wonderful keepsake!"
My pleasure. Enjoy.

Thank you!



I'm overdue in awarding one of our duo-signed "World of Thanks" Maher Studios' plaques. This one is being held for today's winner to claim. And the winner is, Tom Dahl. Contact Mr. D to claim your gift.

6/27/10

Jim Burke's "Small, Small, World"


“…Serve one another through love” (Gal. 5:17)

By Jose Jimenez (photo right)

Jim and I had a recent conversation. To the best of my recollection it went something like this.
“What? I was made to perform. I don’t understand why I have to hold the computer in this back pack. It is not so comfortable being doubled up, you know. And travelling in a small compartment on a plane for 10 hours to Paris, and another five hours to Cairo? You’ve got to be kidding. Then, you want me to be hauled around on a bus for who knows how long inside an even more cramped space? Thanks but no thanks. I don’t think I’ll do it.”
“Your call, Jose, but Sharon and I are really looking forward to this trip to the Holy Land. We will be taking the Exodus route from Egypt to Israel, and if you want to go there is no other way.”
“Give me one good reason why I should do so,” I responded.
‘How about, you never know when you might be needed to serve others?” Jim replied.
“But, it will be uncomfortable,” I tried to explain.
“Oh, that’s a good one,” Jim said tongue- in -cheek. “After all, that’s what the Master said. We should serve others when it is comfortable for us.”
“What if you don’t even need me?” I wanted to know. “I might go all that way and you won’t even need me around.”
“I may not need you,” Jim answered. At least he was being truthful. “But, I don’t know what I don’t know. If I didn’t think there was a possibility that some people might need a laugh or two, I wouldn’t ask you to go.”
“Can you give me any guarantees that people will appreciate us if I do make an appearance?” I asked.
“Well, Jose, if you are dependent on affirmation from others, it would be best to go ahead and stay. Being a servant is never about our personal affirmation.” Jim started to put me back into the room with the other buddies in our small, small world.
“Wait, wait, wait…” I exclaimed. I have to admit I was feeling a little guilty. “Let’s not be too hasty here. You did say that there was a possibility that I might be of use?”
“Yep.”
“Okay, pack me up. I’ll give this servant bit a whirl.”

(16 days later—after returning from the Holy Land)

“What do you think now?” Jim asked.
“Wow! How was I to know that our plane would be delayed four hours in Atlanta, and that we would need to spend an extra night in Paris before going to Cairo since we missed the connection? When you had me entertain that family from Syria at the dining table, and those two sisters going to India, we all had a ball. Even the waitress asked me for my food waiver before it was said and done! Who would have known that she would have entered into the time of jocularity?

And, man, oh man, oh, man. Did you hear the laughter of the group that evening around the dining tables after a day of visiting the incredible sites around Jerusalem? I’m so glad I began horsing around. Everyone was tired, but what a time! All of a sudden they weren’t so tired any longer. No wonder Jesus wanted us to be servants. That’s where the greatest joy is found!

“So, are you ready to ‘take up the towel’ again?” Jim asked. I knew he had in mind another trip. Admittedly, the jet lag was not my friend.
“Yep. Only one question” I responded.
“What’s that?” Jim wanted to know.
“Would you consider getting a bigger back pack or a smaller computer?” I started to do some bending and stretching exercises. Somehow, I already knew what the answer would be.
Jose Jimenez

6/26/10

No dummies here!


Daniel Slozat was the winner of the recent Photo Caption Contest. He chose the "Bush" puppet as his prize and yesterday sent me the above photo with his newest puppet on the far left.

Daniel's cast of characters seen above are (L-R): Herman P. McCoy (a hundred-something year old WWII vet), Jr. (your classic boy), (Otis (a British dog), Fred (a match with a phobia against water), Woody (uncompleted), Luella (a rare bird), and Tex (a cowboy that is a few fries short of a happy meal).
I thanked Daniel for sharing this photo of his "wise guys" - they can't be called "dummies" as I see they've all gathered around the laptop to read the daily blog post on Mr. D's Ventriloquist Journal!

HI AND LOIS



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Card collection

From my collection of business cards I've pulled a random set of 25+ for today's give-away. A few autographed. As a bonus, I threw in one of my "Collector Cards", signed. This is a different sort of prize, I know, but if you would like to have them, Manole Pascalide, they're yours! Contact me to claim this set of memorabilia.