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F: My uncle tried to make a new kid of car.
V: Is he an inventor?
F: He's more of a "gatherer." He took the wheels from a Ford, the radiator from a Chevy, tires from a Cadillac, and the motor from a Hummer.
V: What did he finally get?
F: Ten years in Leavenworth.
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Adapted from One For The Road, a collection of 100 Gag File Jokes by Col. Bill Boley. Now listed for eBay auction on my weekly book sale listing. See the complete list here.

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