V: So you think you are quite a ladies' man, huh?
F: Let me put it this way...in the last year I've been asked to get married over one hundred times!
V: Really? Who asked you?
F: My PARENTS!
V: When ARE you getting married?
F: Not for a LONG time.
V: Sounds like you are against marriage.
F: Well, marriage is like a TOURNIQUET.
V: Like a tourniquet?
F: Yeah, it cuts off your CIRCULATION!
V: Maybe you should wait to get married. You don't seem to know a thing about LOVE.
F: I do too! (Pause) Love is like a mushroom.
V: Like a MUSHROOM?
F: Yeah, you don't know if it's the real thing ... until it's TOO LATE!
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From the book "Wedded Bliss", a collection of over 100 jokes written in dialogue format, all on the subjects of love and marriage. By Pam Sterner. $5.00. Click here to purchase.
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