"Happiest when being used..."

Customer Comment: I received Skeeter today (after his touchup)! Thank you he looks great! Do I need to do anything as far as care to lengthen his "life" ? Sounds funny to ask but I just want to take the best care I can of him!
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Answer: You know, I think vent figures are happiest and last the longest when they are being used. Not unlike humans. And in some ways, their care is simply common sense almost as if they were a real child. Keep them clean and dry, avoid extreme temperatures, don't drop, hit or slam them around - in other words, treat them with kindness and they will reward you with a lifetime of service. YOUR lifetime - theirs should extend well beyond....